The Big Decision

My brother forced me to choose between an ultimate delicacy and the epitome of deliciousness. An unbearable torture which almost derailed my blood sugar...

Bro: *holds up two Krispy Kreme doughnuts* "Choose: New York Cheesecake or Cookies n' Cream?"

Me: *stares* "I-I'll... umm... maybe t-the... Can I just get both? No? B-But..." *cries*



I shall retaliate! And retaliate I shall!